The controversial and cold-hearted ex-husband of pop star Katy Perry never fails to drop jaws and shock the public with his outlandish remarks and life scenarios.
This time he explains a time in his life where he messed around with another man for a documentary that he filmed.
Via RadarOnline reports:
And the 38-year-old firebrand says the shocking incident was all part of a television stunt for a British documentary series he was working on at the time!
Called RE:Brand, the program was the comedian’s attempt to explore social taboos.
Brand recounted the story in a podcast interview with fellow British comedian Richard Herring unearthed by RadarOnline.com.
He says: “I w**ked off a man in a toilet. I thought, ‘I think of myself as heterosexual but perhaps that’s ‘cause of the environment that I grew up in where homosexuality may have been difficult for me to express.’”
“I trawled around Soho…going [to] various gay bars, gay gyms trying to pick people up with a film crew,” says the Get Him To The Greek star.
“I went in this pub and I goes: ‘Anyone want me to wank them off?’
“And this bloke goes, ‘Yep’. Like as if I was saying: ‘Does anyone want a packet of crisps [potato chips] from the bar…?’
“So we goes to the lavvy – me, him, the director – and…he gets his willy out. And it was not nice. The phallus is…I like mine and you see some others in paintings that look all right but his looked like a rag.”
He says: “I took it betwixt my fingers thusly. It were [sic] like massaging a naked mole rat and it wouldn’t go hard!
“And we’re…in the toilet with the director standing there filming me and he goes, ‘I think…it would be easier if I was able to touch yours’.
“So I take down my trousers and pants…and then the bloke sort of mauled at my genitals while I wanked him off.”
The whole incident eventually came to a messy conclusion. Brand says that “after about 27 and 11 minutes, he spat a string of grey j**m.”
Ummmmm this guy is just plain weird. Katy should be glad she was released from that crazy marriage.